Monday, November 3, 2008

Hulu Awards: Best Documentary Feature


Panelists will be putting on their favorite egghead caps to consider the nominees for "Best Documentary Feature" this week.

Readers of The Hulu Review and the general public can vote on their pick in the comments section of this post. The total audience vote will have the weight of one panel member.

The overall pickings are a little slim, in my opinion, but there are some diamonds in the rough.

Here are the 22 eligible movies: A short list of proposed nominees will be posted next week.

Split: A Divided America
Crawford
Hoop Dreams
Africa: The Serengeti
Australia: The Land Before Time
Bears
Burger Town
Cosmic Voyage
Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia
Fighter Pilot: Operation Red Flag
The Great American West
The Greatest Places
Ocean Oasis
Search for the Great Sharks
Koyaanisqatsi
Jackass 2.5
Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
One Funny Hick-spanic
The Original Latin Divas of Comedy
The Payaso Comedy Slam
Heart of Geauxld: The Story of the 2007 LSU Fighting Tigers
Paul Mooney's Analyzing White America
Storefront Hitchcock
The Pride of the Yankees

Hulu Awards: Best Dramatic Short


The third and final category that the panelists will be considering this week is "Best Dramatic Short." A short is not to be confused with a short-format series. These shorts are one-off deals that work (or, more often, fail to work), as a stand-alone.

Remember, Hulu Review readers and the general public can vote on their pick in the comments section of this post. The total audience vote will have the weight of one panel member.

All of the shorts are hosted by the aggregate studio Movieola, so I'm not going to list them here. There are 37 eligible shorts. Next week, they'll be narrowed down to a list of proposed nominees.

Hulu Awards: Best Horror Movie


In honor of Halloween, panelists are sitting down this week and deciding on the best horror movie that Hulu has to offer.

As always, Hulu Review readers and the general public can vote on their pick in the comments section of this post. The total audience vote will have the weight of one panel member.

Please note that there are some new offerings on Hulu that aren't eligible for this award. The list below is accurate; any new offerings will be eligible for next year's awards.

Here are the 21 eligible frightening features. A shortlist of proposed nominees coming soon!

28 Days Later
Amityville II: The Possession
Bloody Mallory
Brutal: The Blackwater Valley Serial Killer
The Car
Christine
Curse of Alcatraz
The Curve
Dark Fields: Farmer Brown
Dressed to Kill
Drive Thru
Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield
Horror Express
The Island of Dr. Moreau
Naked Lunch
Near Dark
Nine Lives
Parents
The Thing
The Toxic Avenger
When a Stranger Calls

The Week's New Shows

Classic cartoons, current politics, and compressed horror flicks. Enjoy!

Presented from Worst to First

Episodes: Fourteen episodes, most of which are 7-8 minutes long
Clips: None
Studio: FUNimation
Rank: C-
I can think of a lot of words that describe this short-format CGI cartoon, but I don't know that I can easily convey the experience of watching Mr. Stain and his friends negotiate their bizarre little world. Here's the best I can do: The episodes are like one of the old Tom and Jerry cartoons-- there is no dialogue, and many of the storylines lend themselves to slapstick violence. But here, the violence in question is gory enough to be disturbing.

There was one bit in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon when a cartoon dog was trapped on his back and someone says "This time, I didn't forget the gravy." He then proceeds to dump a vat of gravy into the dog's whimpering, protesting mouth while the dog's belly starts to distend to cartoonish proportions. I found it to be very disturbing, and not at all funny. A lot of the slapstick in Mr. Stain is similarly disturbing, as when Mr. Stain is being eaten alive by a giant fish, tears rolling down his cheeks while his supposed friend looks on stoically. When a character gets whacked in the head by a shovel in this show, he bleeds. Sometimes he bleeds a lot.

A final note: the animation in this show is very low-budget-- it's a scaled down CGI that reminds me of the worst parts of Veggie Tales. Sadly, the worst new offering of the week.




Episodes: None
Clips: Five 2minute clips
Studio: FEARnet
Rank: C
This show features compressed, super-fast recaps of some popular horror movies. I was surprised to find how complete the blow-by-blow recaps could really be. If you like the horror movies in question (currently The Candyman, The Howling, Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, and Leprechaun in the Hood), then you will probably find the short recaps worth watching. You might as well check it out. It only takes 10 minutes to watch them all.




Episodes: None
Clips: One-- the entire half hour ad
Network/Studio: Brought to us by the good folks at Hulu!
Grade: C+
I think it's important for Hulu to put content like this up, but that being said, I didn't care much for the schmaltz that Obama is peddling here. When third party presidential candidate Ross Perot bought up national airwaves in the early nineties, he broke out the pie charts and had a serious discussion with America about how he thought his programs would help the country. Obama's ad, by comparison, is so slick it makes "Slick Willie" Clinton look like Bob Dole. I was hoping for something a little more substantial than violins playing in the background while an average american tells us his or her sob story. Let McCain make all the hay he wants out of his Joe the Plumber schtick. One of the nice things about Obama is that he appeals to the intellectual in all of us, and that appealing trait was nowhere in evidence here.



Episodes: Twelve 24 minute episodes
Clips: None
Studio: FUNimation
Rank: B
I would call this almost-great anime. The premise is awesome-- Watanuki is a young man who has been plagued by dark spirits his entire life. Invisible to the world at large, they chase and pummel him whenever they feel like it. In the first episode, Watanuki winds up going to a witch, who tells him that she will keep his demons from him, but only if he works for her until his debt is paid. The setup allows for a bunch of great stories-- there is the ongoing story of Watanuki himself, as well as the stories of those other cursed people who come to the witch for help.

But I still had some problems with the execution. My biggest issue is that Watanuki himself is just not very likable. A very tall and thin Harry Potter lookalike, he yells hysterically whenever things don't go his way. That gets real old, real fast, as the saying goes. The animation is decent, but not terrific. And while the storylines are creative, the dialogue and writing are subpar at times, telegraphing plot twists from miles away before trying to dazzle us with a big reveal.

That being said, the setting, story, and supporting characters (most notably Yuko, the sultry and morally ambiguous witch) are good enough to make this one worth watching.


Episodes: 32 twenty two minute episodes, which includes all of Season 1 and most of Season 2
Clips: None
Network/Studio: MGM
Grade: B+
I found this semi-scripted sports comedy to be very watchable in small doses. There are six main characters, who run the sports desk at a television station (so expect wagonloads of sports celebrity cameos). In the season 2 opener, the team gets suspended from the sports desk after accidentally insulting football legend Jerry Rice. They're told that they're going to be replaced by "Baby Heroes," which will show the characters of Heroes when they're babies ("When will that be on?" asks one of the sportscasters, clearly intending to watch it). The humor is quick, consistently light, and snappy. They're going for a feel that's somewhere between The Office and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and I think they pull it off pretty well. It was way better than I expected, at least, even if the characters are somewhat unlikeable.

Episodes: Ten 13 minute episodes, each of which contains 2 vignettes
Clips: None
Network/Studio: Entertainment Rights
Grade: A-
The Casper cartoons are like a fine wine-- they go down much more smoothly after aging for 50 years. The episodes posted aired between 1952 and 1963, but some of the vignettes are re-airings of cartoons from the 40s. What originally seemed inane and predictable has been transformed by the years into a quaint portrait of the era in which it was produced.There's something inherently watchable about a harmless, relentlessly good-hearted ghost who is shunned by all who discover that he's a spirit. On an endless quest for friends, Casper meets such diverse characters as Wendy the Witch, a skunk who is similarly lonely, and the no-good ghostly trio, who constantly tear Casper down for failing to be a proper ghost. This is a fine addition to the Hulu stable, and definitely worth a look-see. For now, the best new offering of the week!

Yours;

The Hulu Man

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New Movies This Week

Two more movie additions. They may not be the best movies in the world, but at least they have recognizable stars and will appeal to niche audiences...

What does a movie with Freddie Prinze Jr. and four amorous supermodels need? Potty humor, says the producer of Head Over Heels. I haven't seen this terrible-looking crapfest, and based on the 10% approval rating over at , I'm not planning on it. This might be a guilty pleasure for those who can't get enough of Prinze's forays into bottom of the barrel romantic comedies, but the rest of us can just pretend this movie never happened.

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Kevin Costner and Kelly Preston star in this baseball drama, which was directed by Sam Raimi. Costner + Raimi + baseball must have seemed like a formula for box office gold, but it opened to faint praise by critics. The story is pure schmaltz-- Costner is the aging pitcher, with all of the spirit and wits, but none of the strength of his youth. It's his last game, and he's pitching strike after strike. In between pitches, he's reminiscing about his love affair with Kelly Preston. The climax is obvious from the opening minutes, but the comfortable marriage of sports cliche and romance cliche gives us an enjoyable, if uneventful, ride.

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Week's New Movies: Huluween Wrapup

Huluween went out with a bang rather than a whimper. Here are the movie selections we saw debut towards the end of their reign of terror.



Six out of six Rotten Tomatoes critics agree: Rats is a terrible movie. The basic idea is that giant rats are terrorizing New York City, chewing up people at a frightening rate. If you're one of those people who can't get enough of the low-grade gore genre, then this is for you.

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This is a CG-animated version of the famous classic story by Washington Irving. It's fanatically faithful to the source material in some respects, but plays around with the particulars at times. The story centers around Ichabod Crane, the greedy and superstitious schoolteacher who competes with Brom Bones, a hyper-capable good old boy, for the attentions of Katrina Van Tassel, whose beauty and family fortune make her a desirable prize to be won. This version also tacks on a frame story in which Washington Irving himself is told the story, which helps to pad out the 45 minute running time. The rivalry culminates in a spooky horse ride, during which Ichabod meets the legendary Headless Horseman. This features some interesting voice casting, with William H. Macy as Ichabod, Luke Perry as Brom, and Tia Carrere as Katrina. The animation is very weak-- I felt like I was watching a Second Life mashup (although I have to admit there was more gore and scariness than I was expecting in a cartoon). I'm all for literary adaptations, but I didn't find this one to be good enough to recommend.

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The plot on this gore-fest from FEARnet sounds awfully familiar. It features a lot of chopping up of teens at a summer camp. The killer is Madman Marz, a dead maniac who returns with a vengeance whenever someone calls his name, ala Candyman. In fact, the plot is so basic and gimmick-free that it might seem like a welcome basic exercise in the genre, even though it is painfully, inarguably bad. If you've seen all of the Friday the 13th movies and are feeling like that particular itch remains unscratched, I guess this one is for you.

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Now here's a horror movie worth watching. The 1968 seminal zombie movie classic that launched a thousand flesh eating ships, this is generally regarded as a masterpiece. The story is familiar to us all by now-- a handful of humans are thrown together by dire circumstances, those circumstances being, in this case, a siege by hordes of flesh-eating zombies. The idea has been done to death now, 50 years later, but at the time, it was ground-breaking and well done by directer George Romero. If you have any interest in film history, this is a must-see.
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New Newman Movies

Well, I guess technically, there will never be another new Newman movie again (unless he reprised his voiceover work in the Pixar sequel to "Cars" before he died). But these are new to Hulu, anyhow. Here are three more Newman movies that they've added recently in the wake of his death...

I had never heard of this 1963 movie before Hulu added it to their movie bank, but now I'm considering it a must-see. Why? Well, first of all, it's got a hell of a pedigree. It brings together ten short stories by Hemingway, all of which involve his autobiographical character, Nick Adams. It features some great actors giving supposedly great performances, including Paul Newman, Jessica Tandy, and Ricardo Montelbaum. And it merited five Golden Globe nods back in the day (including a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Newman). I read my first Hemingway book recently, and while I have my complaints, I was taken with how cinematic much of the material was. Boxing, bullfights, and babes-- what more does Hollywood need? However, be warned-- this clocks in at a hefty 2.5 hours. I didn't like it when Batman took that long to defeat the Joker, and I doubt I'll like it when it takes that long to chronicle the life adventures of a young man traveling the world.

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Another Newman addition, this one a little-known and little-liked comedy sending up some conventions of the day such as suburbia, the military, gender roles, and teenage sexuality. It involves a secret military plot to establish a missile base in a small Connecticut town, where women take the lead in trying to protect the town. Joan Collins also stars.

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Are you kidding me? Altman directed a post-apocalyptic sci fi movie starring Paul Newman, and I've never even heard of it? Color me shocked. The Hulu plot synopsis calls it "perhaps the least seen and most talked about film of Altman's career." That might be a gentle eupemism for "least seen and most hated film of Altman's career," if the critical reaction is any indication. Even if this movie is as terrible, confusing, and slow-paced as they say, I'm glad to see yet another Newman film hit the Hulu archive.
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